Snacker Hamburger Salad This one is for all

This one is for all of the would-be plant parents who just can't seem to keep anything alive

He's just not going to do it

did you know that Pineapples love hang gliding and spelunking

not at all burnt piece of toast in the morning

don't reach for some kind of "nuts-based" metaphor or "loose screws" verbal device

Snacker Hamburger Salad This one is for allA bleached wheat based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun. Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5 6")! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and our special soft fur on the outside! Stack